Today I Learned: How not to be a better gamer

So I was hanging out on MOLE server in KAG. Typical stuff: derps, fails, shitty ping.

Then suddenly wild Rusher appeared:

[20:39:02] <rusher> patehtic
[20:39:08] <[GEN] dandyking7179> wha?
[20:39:12] <rusher> this guy dont get dmg 66 ping its impossible to kill

So I just replied to him as I usually do:

[20:39:40] <[!] Ej> wai,t you complain cause your ping suck
[20:39:44] <[!] Ej> adnd you can’t play?
[20:39:48] <rusher> just shut up noob
[20:39:50] <[!] Ej> that’s pathetic

And then he started his kekekekeke:
[20:39:54] <rusher> i play it for 7 months
[20:40:01] <[!] Ej> cool
[20:40:03] <[!] Ej> good for you
[20:40:04] <rusher> all build i can kill easy low ping
[20:40:12] <rusher> so shut up and dont say shit
[20:40:17] <[!] Ej> rusher, you say shit
[20:40:21] New player joined the game
[20:40:21] Unnamed player is now known as MacD
[20:40:25] <[!] Ej> you compplain like a 12y whiner
[20:40:44] <rusher> complain? no main its just a real
[20:40:49] <rusher> and mm gonna fix it
[20:40:51] <[!] Ej> yes
[20:41:03] <[!] Ej> YOU CAN’T BE MAD CAUSE YOU SUCK WITH BAD PING
[20:41:11] <rusher> you for sure dont know nothing about mechanic kag
[20:41:22] <Mister_Meatball> thats bedrock blue
[20:41:25] <jamesfm> Ej, you can’t complain about other people complaining
[20:41:26] <[!] Ej> you would be surprised
[20:41:43] MacD left the game
[20:41:44] New player joined the game
[20:41:44] Unnamed player is now known as Sipondo
[20:41:44] <Vaugen> I WANT TO YELL TOO
[20:41:45] <rusher> ok prick Ej just shut up
[20:41:53] <[GEN] dandyking7179> come down here cowards!
[20:41:57] <[!] Ej> and now you are calling ma prick?
[20:42:02] <rusher> lean more about kag and play others builds
[20:42:20] <Mister_Meatball> shit
[20:42:20] <Zogzigibo> thanks
[20:42:21] <[!] Ej> are you retarded?
[20:42:21] <Zogzigibo> lol
[20:42:27] <rusher> this noob play kag for one month and think know something
[20:42:34] <Mister_Meatball> a
[20:42:36] <[!] Ej> I’ve been here since 157
[20:42:36] <Vaugen> yeah…. Ej… not a noob
[20:42:52] Jamez left the game
[20:42:55] SAME left the game
[20:42:58] <rusher> you read forum prick?
[20:43:17] <Vaugen> Can’t we all get along
[20:43:17] <rusher> you see the Dev say this build have a ping problem kid?
[20:43:36] <[!] Ej> do you?
[20:43:44] <rusher> yeah i do
[20:43:48] <[!] Ej> because then you would know I have over 600 posts
[20:43:49] <ENG digga> wheres da flag?
[20:43:52] <Vaugen> where did it go?
[20:43:52] New player joined the game
[20:43:53] Unnamed player is now known as MOLE Beef
[20:43:56] <[!] Ej> and stuff you write is shit
[20:44:01] <[!] Ej> full of rage
[20:44:02] Fate left the game
[20:44:02] <ENG digga> oh i chucked it when i used bombas
[20:44:04] <[GEN] dandyking7179> gg
[20:44:09] <Sgt.Lerronin> gg
[20:44:09] <Septic-Sauce> gg
[20:44:09] <Mister_Meatball> aw yeah beef is here
[20:44:12] <MOLE Beef> sup
[20:44:12] Shai-hulud left the game
[20:44:12] <[!] Ej> til: I’ve been playing kag for month
[20:44:14] <Demented_SCV> gg. I have to go. Gotta pack for a trip.
[20:44:14] <[!] Ej> I suck
[20:44:17] <Demented_SCV> o, hey beef
[20:44:17] <rusher> yeah if a kid like you say shit .. i get hungry
[20:44:21] <[!] Ej> I don’t read forum
[20:44:22] <MOLE Beef> sup scv
[20:44:26] Sgt.Lerronin left the game
[20:44:28] <Demented_SCV> gotta run. later alls
[20:44:34] <[!] Ej> rusher, order some happy meal
[20:44:38] Demented_SCV left the game
[20:44:43] <jamesfm> ej, he’s in the wrong, but it doesn’t give you the right to complain about people not being good enough for you
[20:44:53] <rusher> for this guy this build are perfec lol
[20:45:02] <[!] Ej> no, it’s shit
[20:45:07] <[!] Ej> but you complain cause you have shittty ping
[20:45:10] <[!] Ej> andf cant kill anything
[20:45:22] <rusher> i not complain just say a real

That was so hilarious that I saved it for you. Don’t thank me.

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